Molecular Gastronomy Enthusiast Prints

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

In the DNA Kitchen

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Feast

The Perfect Foil

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man