Molecular Biologist Gifts

Maps of the Human Genome

"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."

'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'

Gene Expression

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

Moose with twisted antlers like a DNA helix.

'I'm having a Watson and Crick moment.'

Jerk Gene

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

When molecular biologists travel

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The circle is complete!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'