Mole Mentor T-Shirts

When moles dream...

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"I'm here for the hair."

'He's precocious.'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

I don't care if going straight is quicker - next time we go around.

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

'You know what's better than bubble wrap?'

Mentors make a difference.

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

'What do you mean I eat like a pig? I AM a pig.'

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

"Watch what you say - I think we've got a human int he organisation!"

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Mole saving a goal.

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

'Long time no see.'

'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'

Sensing that Clarence had lowered his guard while asleep in the hammock, the moles attacked.

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Friendly advice: take a good book with you! It gets pretty boring stuck in the cocoon for days on end..."

"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"

"A baseball cap? Seriously? You look ridiculous wearing that underground..."

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."