Mold Mitigator Mugs

"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"To be honest, I'm not really surprised to hear your relationship isn't working out. You're not the first bacterium and penicillium to sit in those chairs and you certainly won't be the last."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

Product Testing Department

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"Now get out."

"This feels so familiar."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Biocafeteraologist

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

Germ Home

Transmission of the Coronavirus

Now wash your hands.

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Hygiene against coronavirus

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

Mom's Cafe, Did you wash your hands?'

Hygiene the best vaccine

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

"Nice try, Mr. Gibbs, but Salmonella is not a player with the N.Y. Yankees."

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."