Mistake Mitigator Mugs

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"I guess she wanted an upright."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"What happened to what cat?"

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"John, the bees go on the outside."

"What we really need is a long term quick fix."

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"No, I'm not here for your little sister."

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

Drag Racing Today. Well, so much for the getaway power.