Modern Workplace T-Shirts

"At least you were replaced by a worker in India. I was replaced by a robot!"

"I hire millennials because the boomers can't figure out our technology."

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"He arranged the time and the place of the meeting so he wouldn't be able to make it."

"It's the new mobile office."

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Yes, can I help you?'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I feel your pain."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

Work Slave

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

InIn by-products.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'