Modern Wit Prints

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"Lemonade App: $1"

Greece Idyll

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

Rocket charmer.

Hits Needed, please click.

'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

Castle with parking lot.

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

"I have only my selfie to blame."

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"I thought you turned location services off."

"...and this week, all boardroom tables come with a free, titled Non-Executive Director"