Modern Urbanites Mugs

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

City Marathon.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The Streets - Night

Packed like sardines

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Is Driving Doomed?

Mr Metrosexual.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"