Modern Twist Admirer Prints

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

The circus diver.

The Final Selfie

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

If Shakespeare were alive today

then, one day, when Robin's men were making merry, the deer struck.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

Virginia Woolf

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

You know I can't do the twist.

'Well - we are catfish.'

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

"Very minimalist"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Goldilocks and the Three Little Pigs

Prince charming frog is actually a scientist

Santa the mugger.

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

"I didn't have time to go shopping,so I just wrote him a nice check."

Hansel and Gretal.

The modern version.

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'