Modern Tech Wanderer Pillows

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Birds with Headphones

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

The Painting Channel

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"I'm on the haywain."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

'That's New.'

'Does it have a remote control?'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Computer Add Ons.

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'Welcome to I shell.'

"At least it's a technological improvement this time since it was not a baseball, but a drone."