Modern Tech Wanderer Mugs

"Nelson loves his Satellite Radio."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Birds with Headphones

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"I'm on the haywain."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

The Painting Channel

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

'That's New.'

'Does it have a remote control?'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'Welcome to I shell.'

Computer Add Ons.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

"At least it's a technological improvement this time since it was not a baseball, but a drone."