Modern Sleuth Prints

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

The Modern Godot

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

'I see you have some blended content. Some of it's tue, some of it's false.'

I don't trust that guy.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

Arthur Conan Doyle

'It looks fishy to me.'

'Cops and Rubbers.'

Anti-Vaxxers aren't stupid. They just need to be convinced!

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

"I'm looking for justice."

'...But in case God misses something...'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

"Why don't you lot concentrate on catching some real criminals? - Like motorists?"