Modern Slavery Critic T-Shirts

"It could be worse y'know - we could be working in the gig economy!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Down With Wikipedia

Early Man Late Man

"Tarzan no want computer."

Daily Routine

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"I medicate first and ask questions later."

Medical Bracelet

A beach has meters.

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

"Kids today are so blasé. Her first word was 'meh' instead of mommy."

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

"Power! Power!"

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Kingdom of Heaven- Exact Change Only

"I forgot to call in dead."

"The scariest part is knowing that someday something'll come along that will make us go, 'Even the spider mutants weren't this bad.' "

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

'Oh,no, not again!'

"I have to take it back to the shop and throw it away."

Escalator Diving Board

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"I hear it's going to be a Walmart."