Modern Satirist Prints

"Give me your email address, and I'll send you my newsletter."

'It's the most expensive commodity I could find...a printer ink cartridge.'

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

'You only want me to let your people go? Thank goodness! I was afraid you were from the Teamsters!'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Litigious Bo Peep

Virus de Willendorf

Beware of the blog...

Mobile Addiction

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."

"The emperor has no phone!"

G. Reaper started following you.

Greed Is Getting Back to Normal

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Occu-Pie Mars

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

They're Not Just That Into It

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."