Modern Satirist Mugs

"Give me your email address, and I'll send you my newsletter."

'It's the most expensive commodity I could find...a printer ink cartridge.'

Judge drops gavel on jury members with cell phones.

'You only want me to let your people go? Thank goodness! I was afraid you were from the Teamsters!'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Virus de Willendorf

Beware of the blog...

Mobile Addiction

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"It's right there in the e-mail, John- knife fight."

"The emperor has no phone!"

G. Reaper started following you.

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Trump pardons

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Ghostwriting the Bible

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."