Modern Satire Fans Mugs

The New Normal Literature.

"Nobody cares any more."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

War of Words

"The estranged string trio."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.