Modern Romance Navigator Mugs

"Every guy out there is either married, gay, or a human suit zipped around a column of ants."

Just Married

"Would you like to see a picture of me before the operation?"

"Yes, I'd love to go for dinner. Can I bring a date?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Online Dating

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'My life coach traded me.'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

Women who Read Too Much

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

Book lovers

Book Igloo

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Bumper Cars of Love.