Modern Parenting Challenges Mugs

'He said his first complete sentence today.. 'I want my own cell phone'.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

Suffering from Cooties?

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He just said his first word!"

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Yeah, he's very like his father isn't he?"

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Baby on Board, Mother on Edge.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

Phone Mittens