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You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

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'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

Child warning mum not to punish her because only she can work the internet

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"Have we considered home schooling, if only for the less parental involvement?"

'Look dear, he wants his first upgrade.'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

GPS stork delivery

'I'm too busy son - go and ask your search engine.'

Internet baby adoption.

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

'Do you think this 'Having Two Dads' thing will ever catch on?'

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"Ah, the rituals of childhood. Being tucked-in, kissing good night, trolling social media till dawn."

"Are you playing mummies and daddies?"

"@BabyEthan just endorsed you for the skill: Obstetric Sonography."

"And these two are from my first mortgage."

"Alexa picked it out."

Modern Day Railway Set.

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

"He said his first words today - 'Live Streaming'."

'it just keeps getting worse and worse!' Sign in bookstore: Heather has Three Mommies.

"You'd think there would be a bath app by now."

'She blogged her first word today.'

'Mummy said I should go outside and play.'

'And do you both promise to apportion parental leave fairly and equally?'

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"Daddy, will you read me my Twitter feed?"

"You know, son, you can always ask me anything... if you can't find it on Google first!"

"Look, Mom... Someone's giving you a 'like.'"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies