Modern Office Critic Mugs

"I miss cubicles."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Early Man Late Man

Daily Routine

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

Who's In Charge Here?

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'Our company hasn't changed much over the years. Most ideas still come from the top.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

'I call it cubicilism'

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

"It's just the boss building consensus."

'We're encouraged to be individuals here - look, there's a menu of three personality types to choose from.'

"You do understand that I can only offer you a zero hour contract?"

"By golly, if I can make it an enjoyable environment then it's no longer work, it's fun!..."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Employee Shredder.

'I see you're big on building up staff morale.'

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."