
21st Century Nursery Rhymes. Little Miss Muffet, Tweets from her tuffet, Munching on curds and whey; Along came a spider, who crept up beside her And frightened Miss Muffet away. Little Miss Muffet, stood at a buffet, Snagging some break and jam, Along came a spider, While she was pouring some cider, So she gave the poor spider a wham! I can't @#$% get any real $#%* meaning when I can only tweet 280 characters!