
'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'
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'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
Toadstools
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."
'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."
"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"
'Now they're just taking the piss.'
'Where was the TSA?'
Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.
Saint George and the Drag Queen
Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.
"Have you been playing dice?"
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
A vampire in a canoe.
Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.
Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
"Recalculating route..."
"It's Zeus' latest obsession."
"I find that hugely offensive!"
"Right here's fine."
"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."
Eurydice is bitten by a snake
Giant using sheep as cotton buds
Another Bigfoot sighting...
"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'
Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.
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