Modern Medicine Humorist Mugs

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

Vlad the Inhaler

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Happy Birthday to you.

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

Cat Scan