Modern Media Commentator T-Shirts

"We're hoping to have enough kids to get our own reality show."

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Who's got the hammer?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Press Freedom

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Difference of Opinion

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Meet the Enemy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'There's nothing on.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."