Modern Meal Planner Mugs

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Chez Nous Menu

Soup of the month.

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Before/After

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Horn of Leftovers

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'