Modern Literature Buffs Mugs

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Audio Books

Dating an English Major

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Robocop and Juliet.

Scarpia from Tosca

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

After the Sentence

'E-books?'

Jack London

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'He was a great writer'