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"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Let's get organized

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

A Day In The Kitchen

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I had to skip my workout."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Hassled Mother.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

Separation Anxiety

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Hello?"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'It wasn't premeditated.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

man juggling career, home and children

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

A woman's work is never done!

The Complete Cycle.

'Dinner in tumble dryer - gone to see therapist!'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"