Modern Family Maven Prints

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Non-Drip ?

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

"Oh, grow up!"

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Bleak House

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

'Dear, your ego is stepping on my shoes again.'

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."