Modern Fad Aficionado Prints

"Alright, I admit stopping to take a selfie outside of the bank, was a mistake."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Shopping Torture

Shoe Whore

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Too Much?

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Big Hats Through History

"Honey, I quit my job to go shopping everyday!"

Vanilla Ice Cream a la Mode.

"So you've seen my double-lingerie invention? Does it get approval of the patent office?"

Hat Swap

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

Gok Wan