Modern Espionage Fan Pillows

Stop Following Me.

The Anti-Agent

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

A spy

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

Pet Drone

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."