Modern Educational Leader Pillows

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Yearbook

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Budget

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Lessons have been learned.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

New dunce caps

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."