Modern-day Player Mugs

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

City Marathon.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"I have to use the rest room. Would you mind mumbling 'Mm-hmm' on my conference call for a few minutes?"

Modern Studying

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

'Remember son, winning isn't everything. You need good endoresement deals too.'

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Straightening up.

No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge.

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

Surfing on your phone

'And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones.'

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

The Internet's Shortcut Key to the Facts of Life

Six Characters in search of an outlet.

Online shoe shine.