Modern-day Player Mugs

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

City Marathon.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Modern Studying

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"I have to use the rest room. Would you mind mumbling 'Mm-hmm' on my conference call for a few minutes?"

"We were really looking for someone who could lead people. How many followers do you have on Twitter?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'Remember son, winning isn't everything. You need good endoresement deals too.'

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Grandma says cutting school used to require a hiding place and forgery."

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

"Goliath? We want you to defeat a tech giant."

No, Dad, they didn't give me a key to the 'executive washroom' with my promotion. These days you get the pin number to the unisex lounge.

Straightening up.

Surfing on your phone

Hamlet today.

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"Wernock, here, sees your suit as half empty, but I see it as half full."

'And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones.'

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