Modern Day Devil's Advocate Mugs

A cold day in Hell.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Route 666

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Whatever!

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"You had me at hell."

This is where Brent council sends you

Diabolical bureaucratic management

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."