Modern Day Devil's Advocate Mugs

A cold day in Hell.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Route 666

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whatever!

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"You had me at hell."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

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