Devil's Advocate Fan Mugs

'Are these billable hours?'

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

"Now hold on... I didn't come here to be tormented."

"I've been making sure the good outweighs the bad."

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

Diabolical bureaucratic management

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Route 666

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Dairy Devil

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"

This is where Brent council sends you

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.