Modern-day Crusoes Prints

'No. No. No. No, I'm happy with my current tariff, thanks.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

City Marathon.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Anti-war libra.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"See. . .? We did do something."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

Holder Ooopsie

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

'And this model has plenty of space for all your electronics and a landing pad for your drone.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

"Temperatures are rising."

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

Selling Justice

The SCOTUS six

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"What a coincidence, I'm opposed to the use of torture too."

Corrupted Politicians

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"This could be our big break, Sam! She wants to file a class-action defamation-of-character lawsuit against any studio that ever made a film-noir movie, on behalf of femme fatales everywhere!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up a pair of handcuffs

The Six Stages of the Normalization Cycle

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

Conveyor belt takes solicitor along path to becoming a judge

A housewife is looking at her dishwasher; the door is open, and looks like a drawbridge - men on horseback are emerging.