Modern Dating Mugs

"It's been nice, but I really have to be getting back to my own virtual reality."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for Lent.'

"Sorry, but I never give more than a peck on the cheek on a first date."

'This is what I call a gastro pub! Boudin of squid with tomato compote and herb crusted loin of lamb...'

"It was love at first sight. She married him without even googling him!"

"My previous internet girlfriend recently dumped me in a rather cruel fashion...she showed no emoticon."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Romance

So Close..

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Cow in love'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."