Modern Criminal Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

The evidence destroyed

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

Mobsters at the Beach

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Current location

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."