Modern Consumer Pillows

"I try to keep the Christmas spirit by having credit-card debt all year long."

The Lesser Pyramids

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."