Modern Comforts Admirer T-Shirts

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Anton Chekhov

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

Condom Delivery

"Very minimalist"

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.

Computerized House

Mousehole Parking

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

Ezra Pound.

"Calm down. He's saying Wet The Floor."

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

Practical Gifts of the Magi

It's not deja vu if you get it every day, Bob.

"When did you buy that Hoover?"

"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"