Modern Comforts Admirer T-Shirts

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

Anton Chekhov

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

Condom Delivery

"Very minimalist"

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

Computerized House

Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.

Mousehole Parking

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

Practical Gifts of the Magi

Igloo Chimney

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

"I can't wait for the invention of the food truck."

"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"

"When did you buy that Hoover?"