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"Frankly, some of your business practices are pre-historic."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Oligarchy

Create some buzz!

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

Joe Biden

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

Free-range C.E.O.s

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

One after another

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

What's Better? A Bunch of Establishmentarian Congresswomen or One Progressive WASP?

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