Modern Art Visionary Prints

Caveman with a spraycan.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Robotic Man

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

The Cremaster Cycle

Tim Burton

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"Their titles from left to right are, 'Holiday in Palm Springs','Next mortgage payment' and 'Deposit on a new Porsche'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Picasso'

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.