Modern Art Aficionado Prints

The Meh

Businessman looks at abstract painting, saying: 'I won't be investing in this one -I've just met the artist and he's in perfectly good health.'

Eggshell White

"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."

I always wanted to be a muse.

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Contractors view yet another 'artist's impression' of the proposed new art gallery.

Warning. . . This Image Includes Some Graphic Violins

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

I'm afraid it's a fake

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

Painting of 'My Dad' - 'He's abstract'.

"It's called 'Unfinished Nude'."

Exit sign wins first prize at an art gallery.

Don Quixote fights a ceiling fan.

Unveiling of my Emotions 8PM

'... And you say that you used to model for L. S. Lowry?'

Ned T. Hall Gift of Mrs. Alice Hall.

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

Artist in formaldehyde

'So what's been stolen?'

'Big deal!! My digital picture frame can hold a THOUSAND pictures!'

"I've just ran over the cat - call Charles Saatchi."

Whaam! Comics and modern art, Batman & Lichtenstein

'A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.'

I thought I was irrelevant.

'I knew I'd find you here.'

'It'll be a great relief when you grow out of your Damien Hurst phase dear.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

"Oh, I used to collect Picasso, Rembrandt and the usual masters. . . then I discovered a new unknown artist!"

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."