Modern Art Aficionado Prints

The Meh

Businessman looks at abstract painting, saying: 'I won't be investing in this one -I've just met the artist and he's in perfectly good health.'

Eggshell White

"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."

I always wanted to be a muse.

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Contractors view yet another 'artist's impression' of the proposed new art gallery.

Warning. . . This Image Includes Some Graphic Violins

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

Unveiling of my Emotions 8PM

Don Quixote fights a ceiling fan.

Exit sign wins first prize at an art gallery.

"It's called 'Unfinished Nude'."

"I call it, 'Utter Crap From A Drunk But You Nitwits Will Pay Me Fifty Grand For It Anyway'. Thoughts?"

Painting of 'My Dad' - 'He's abstract'.

I'm afraid it's a fake

De Chirico

Whaam! Comics and modern art, Batman & Lichtenstein

'A pencil? Sorry, not much call for those.'

I thought I was irrelevant.

'It'll be a great relief when you grow out of your Damien Hurst phase dear.'

Dog urinating on a work of art.

Damien Hirst

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

'I knew I'd find you here.'

"I've just ran over the cat - call Charles Saatchi."

'Big deal!! My digital picture frame can hold a THOUSAND pictures!'

'So what's been stolen?'

Artist in formaldehyde

Warning, the Surgeon General warns that prolonged viewing of this product may be hazardous to your health.

Ned T. Hall Gift of Mrs. Alice Hall.

'... And you say that you used to model for L. S. Lowry?'