Modern Afterlife Thinkers Prints

"I'm your guardian angel. But due to some technical glitz, I happen not to be invisible!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

Gates of heaven

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Post-psychoanalysis

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Heaven

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'