Moderate Soul Mugs

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Raptures

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

The Sensitive Dude.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Washing Machine Torture

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

PastFuture.

'Elaine, Elaine... we're doing the child's pose today, not the fetal position.'

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Why are we here?"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'I warned her that too much dieting could be a danger to her health!'

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Did I miss something?"

Life is just four letters...

"I see you decluttered."

"Heavens, what have I done?!"

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."