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A wealthy man and a poor man sail model boats.

Remote control pirate bully

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Gone Bookkeepin'

Business Duck

Model Building

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Submarine Hunter.

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Emily Ratajkowski

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'We have an enormous problem accumulating on the poop deck, Sir, if you catch my drift.'

I hate these flying fish

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

'How about this one?'