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"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Do you do much walking?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

You're my Venus

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Drive in movies.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."