Mocking Prints

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

"We pay the living dead wage."

'Generics of generics - that's the way we'll go.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

A Dummy Corporation.

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

Two Years into a Trump Presidency...

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'We're here to nudge you into moving south.'

'I'd like to apologize if my remarks have offended anybody, or if any remarks I may make in the future ever DO offend anybody.'

DESIRE: THE PRODUCT LINE.

Under new management.

'It's a list of things I don't like to do.'

"Last question...where do you see yourself in 30 minutes? Because I'm calling you a cab."

"I'd like to alter my vows...I want to say 'Til death, or a better prospect comes along, do we part."

'Our campaign will generate a lot of hot air. Did you remember to file an environmental impact statement?'

Jesus' bones.

'There's a load of rubbish on the T.V. again.'

'Do you think this apeing of the opposition will go down well in the country?'

Hague Convention Defied! Repelling an Assault of Flu Germs

Portrait pulling a face at artist.

BNP candidate - 'Can I rely on your not voting?'

Rebel without a clue

"Um, O.K., yes, Boardwalk for Connecticut Avenue."