Mockery Enthusiast Prints

'Do you think this apeing of the opposition will go down well in the country?'

BNP candidate - 'Can I rely on your not voting?'

'I'd like to apologize if my remarks have offended anybody, or if any remarks I may make in the future ever DO offend anybody.'

"Apparently Wilbur hasn't gotten that raise. He's still hamming it up for the boss."

Two Years into a Trump Presidency...

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"

"And make sure you give me a paper straw... gotta do my bit for the planet."

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"It's cooties."

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

'We're making the package 10% smaller.'

The Prozac Story: 'It's a feel-good movie.'

"Thanks for reaching out."

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

"Everybody's noticed a change in you, Boss... the flowers, your thoughtful acts of kindness, words of encouragement, and all those hush-hush personal phone calls... YOU RASCAL! You're under investigation again, aren't you?"

"I think you're taking the Prime Ministers blatant lies out of context."

"All I said was 'Merry Christmas'."

'Why do I go out with a short, fat, bald guy like you? Well for one thing, you make me look good.'

"By the way...there's a 'kiss my ass' casserole on the counter!"

"I can hardly take the suspense."

Vladimir Putin with a Trump/Pence campaign button.

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

Pied piper sheep leads businessmen off the cliff.

"By the way, I know a funny version of that joke."

"I told you we should have voted for Clinton."

Working class couple walking past a dentist

'Bugger the sweeties, old lady. Got any meth-amphetamine tablets?'