
'New Barbeque.'
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'New Barbeque.'
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.
"States of tofu"
'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"
See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'
Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.
Culinary surgery.
"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"
"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."
Human meat.
How To Cut The Defense Budget
"We pay the living dead wage."
"We're making progress."
"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"
'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'
"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!
Stealth fighter fly over.
"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."
'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'
"You again?"
Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine
'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'
'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....
Starmer - Just eat less.
Biker Hell No
"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."
"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"
'Oh, no! It's the Boogie Man!'
'I wonder where he gets his ideas from?'
"Worlds are colliding. This is plant-based Spam."
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