Mobility Scooters Pillows

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

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Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

Mobility scooter hitman.

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Road Buddies

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Old man has a walking stick case.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"It's the new mobile office."

Brighton Rocky

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Running in please pass

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Scooting Death

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Girls and Scooters.

"V.C.R's programmed"

"The Vesparados"

Walmart Shopper